Anonymous asked: Socks... dishes.. Hobos.... Pornstars' genitals

YES I GOT ONE! Though socks and dishes can be clean. Hobos and porstars genitals… those are less likely to be clean

Send me a dirty message on anon, and if im too embarrassed to post it, you win.

atomic-creeper:

fuckthehipsters:

I’ve been laughing about this for 10 minutes

i lost my shit 

atomic-creeper:

fuckthehipsters:

I’ve been laughing about this for 10 minutes

i lost my shit 

(Source: cursebless)

runenweib:

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.

runenweib:

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

When I’m on my period

When I’m on my period

atama-itai:

吉田博「剣山の朝」大正十五年

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

sexualbread:

i once masturbated while on my period and it just one big mistake omfg. 

A random classmate decided she’d like to draw me as a penis. I’m the one with glasses

(Source: nanamidesu)